*Obviously the following ranting is slurred. But what's scary is how angry the normally happy kid sounds. D:*Y'know what? I'm glad my parents are gone. They were lazy and selfish and always took my money to go gamble ( Read more... )

...It's kind of hard to eat a hamburger when a lamb is watching you.

*Twirling in front of the mirror is a girl dressed in a bunny girl outfit. She giggles as she views herself and she has a very visible blush on her face. On the dresser is an opened box of chocolates that says 'Eat Me' on the lid.*I look totally sexy~. I can't believe I found this outfit embarrassing. Nobody will resist me if I wear this~. Forget ( Read more... )

*Whenever Hayate speaks, his language/speech pattern sounds different than it usually does. He sounds rougher, abrupt, rude, and yet oddly cheerful.*

Ah...I see I'm still here. Aniki nor Ojou-sama wont like this one bit. I still need to pay that drunk bitch of a teacher a visit about why she hasn't payed her bill this month. Eheh~.

O-ojou-sama's picture turned into a butterfly?!

*In some random hallway, Hayate is polishing a small table out of habit. After he completes his task, he cheerfully laughs and picks up a small watering can off the floor and waters the plant on top of that table.*

That should do it~. Ah, today feels like a great day. I feel...like singing~!

*And without warning, as he starts 'la la laaaaa~'ing, ( Read more... )

I just got five gold rings from that carousel. And I still had enough time to make more tea~.

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I-is tomorrow going to involve the line 'six geese a-laying'?

((OOC - Hey guys, my semi-hiatus will finally end tomorrow. Expect more replies and stuff this weekend. \o/))

Birds. Everywhere. Making a mess. I just cleaned this place too...

Palette-san, I hope they haven't gotten into your tea.

Do they know how hard it is to clean those curtains?

Ah! Not on Ojou-sama!

*Even in his dreams, Hayate strives to serve his Ojou-sama.

Though this time he suddenly finds himself in the dark. As he takes in his surroundings, Santa Claus approaches.*

"Well, well. Working hard I see," *He says with knowing, twinkling eyes. Yet Hayate could hear how mocking his voice is.*"I have to. I must pay off my debt to Ojou-sama, even ( Read more... )